Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce has a new reality television show on E! Network called Catching Kelce, where he'll date 50 women from 50 different states. Yeah, we don't really care either, except for the fact that it gets Travis' brother and Eagles offensive lineman Jason Kelce a little bit of air time, and that dude is hilarious.
Jason only makes a cameo appearance on the first episode, but he quickly establishes himself as the comic relief — well, outside some of the loonies gunning for Travis. At about the 4:30 mark in this video, the Pro Bowl center rips his brother for getting a manicure and pedicure, presumably in preparation for the show, comparing that decision to the thought process behind smoking crack in one remarkable exchange.
Jason: You're gonna tell me you went and had a manicure and a pedicure. Who are you?
Travis' manager: Don't a lot of NFL players get manicures and pedicures?
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Jason: There's a lot of people that smoke crack in their spare time. That's not a reason to go out and smoke crack.
Travis: I'm not smoking crack.
Jason: I know you're not smoking crack, but you're getting pedicures, so you're like maybe four steps away from smoking crack. You're succumbing to peer pressure. You shouldn't. You're your own man and you don't just do what other people tell you to do!
If anybody could save this show, it's probably Jason Kelce. Alas, we're not sure he'll have any more luck carry this than he did the Eagles' offensive line last season.