Random theft of the day:
One guy couldn't keep his hands off that "Big" Jon Runyan cutout at McDonald's -- so, he helped himself.
The Chestnut Hill Local noted in its Crime Report, a man swiped a 6'5" cutout of the football player at around 7:45am, February 7 from the Golden Arches on Germantown Avenue.
Not only that, the suspect fled the scene in a white ambulance with blue writing on it (Beware of a cardboard Jon Runyan posing as an EMT).
What a way to start the morning.