We've just about had all we can take of this lovey-dovey, hearts and romance stuff. No matter how much they try to chocolate-coat it, it's a stupid pseudo-holiday meant for suckers. No, we're not bitter.
The Monster Truck Rally rolls into town Friday, perfect timing for those who'd rather hear the rev of high-powered engines than whispers of sweet nothings and rather see cars get smashed by giant tires than the sparkle of their lover's eyes over candlelight. Those who have yet to feel the prick of Cupid's bow can envision the winged, diapered freak wedged under a six-foot wheel. Nursing a broken heart is far from satisfying, let's smash stuff instead!