Here He Is, Mister America

Who says you’ve got to be a woman to be a beauty?

This Thursday, May 27, show those ladies – and fellas – just how beautiful you really are in the Shmitten Kitten’s Mister America Pageant at Johnny Brenda’s.

All major Philadelphia neighborhoods will be represented, so if you live in Fairmount, Fishtown, Northern Liberties, South Philly, Rittenhouse, West Philly – or somewhere no one has heard off (there will be one “wildcard” spot), come out and compete. 

Aside from the title of “Pageant King,” the winner will also walk away with cases of Sly Fox beer and serve as one of the judges of an amateur pole-dancing night at Cheerleaders.

It’s $5 to get in and the competition starts at 8 p.m.

Register for the pageant here.

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