Painfully Funny: L.A.-based comedian Chris Valenti performs stand up of the type we can all relate: missed opportunities, stuggles, blunders, it's all in there. He performs his meloncholy jokes and songs at Connie's Ric Rac tonight. $15 9 p.m.
More Pipe Organs: Another night, another indie pipe organ concert with the Blindspot festival tonight at Christ's Church. The Dufala Brothers, of Man Man fame, perform their own rendition of a pipe organ concert. The Feast will be there to catch every dark, howling moment. $14-$20 9 p.m.
Dance Floor Snacks: Dance Attack! Why not go out dancing tonight? The sun is finally out and everyone is eager to shed their winter skin (and clothes), so the dance floor will be packed tonight at the Snacks party at Voyeur. DJ's Dave P and Adam Sparkles will be illuminating the club with "rad jams." $7 9 p.m.
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