The Phillie Phanatic is just like you and me. He hates being stuck in an office.
ESPN posted the below video of the Phanatic being forced to wait around an office for some sort of interview and an idle Phanatic is a mischievous Phanatic.
He starts out by trashing former ESPNer Skip Bayless, finds some Mets' swag to desecrate, and finishes off by going all Office Space on a desk chair.
It's fun for the whole family.
Not sure why the ESPN people didn't just let him post for the Body Issue like the people over at Sports Illustrated.