Nearly half of all adults younger than 40 have at least one tattoo.:
Which means your kid has a 1 in 2 chance of getting one sometime. As do my kids. Oh God, they’re gonna get them, aren’t they? They’re gonna get a band of thorns around each ankle and the whole world will know that I’m an utter failure as a parent. Can’t we outlaw ink?! THIS IS OFFICIALLY AN ISSUE.
-DM
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