You might need a shower after this erotic reading by local erotic writer Kimberly Gardner.
She's written seven books on romance, fantasy, fiction and, well, sex and this lady knows just how to get a rise out of you.
Australian poet Colin Leslie Dean will also give recite some of his most erotic works.
This monthly meetup starts at 8 p.m. Tuesday, May 18 (doors open at 7:30 p.m.) at The Bohemian Absinthe Lounge, TIME on Sansom St.
The Erotic Literary Salon is $8 to $10 and you must be 21.