If you enjoy getting naked in public, and you’re not the senile woman at 30th Street Station who lifts her skirt to stand-still rush hour traffic and then laughs and laughs, there is a party right up your non-homeless alley.
There will be drink specials until 11 p.m. and there will be, well, naked people.
One thing to keep in mind though: What kinds of people go to a naked party?
We’re thinking it would attract women with great bodies who are happy to show them off; women who just like being naked in a hippy-dippy sort of way; and, um, skeevy guys.
Really. Think about it. Do you know of any normal, non-weirdo guys who are willing to walk around naked in public just to see naked women, when Delilah’s is just around the corner? I don’t.
So just beware, ladies. We doubt very much Prince Charming will be there. The crazy flasher lady from 30th Street Station might be, though.