Leaks are everywhere these days.
We've obtained a copy of Sam Hinkie's cover letter to New York Knicks' owner James Dolan in hopes of landing a job as the team's next president. The position has become available with Phil Jackson's ouster earlier in the week.
Complete coverage of the Philadelphia 76ers and their rivals in the NBA from NBC Sports Philadelphia.
Somewhat surprisingly, it's not 13 pages long.
We've embedded a copy of it for you to read below.
*in case you couldn't tell by the ridiculous water mark, this is all in fun and is not actually real