Lenny Dykstra to Reportedly Box Bagel Boss Guy in Atlantic City

It's a tale as old as time, the long journey from inside a dumpster behind a sub shop in Linden, New Jersey, sans dentures all the way to the boxing ring in Atlantic City. If anyone can do it, it's former Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra.

According to TMZ, Dykstra has agreed to a boxing match against the "Bagel Boss Guy," also known as Chris Morgan. People who spend too much time on the internet will remember him for his freakout inside of a bagel shop in Long Island. It was weird.

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But it can always get weirder.

The two "boxers" are now known for all of the wrong reasons, which is why "promoter" Damon Feldman will put them in a ring to fight and will have Bam Margera as the ref, according to TMZ.

The bout is scheduled for Sept. 7 in Atlantic City. It's unclear whether the Dude will be wearing his dentures or not.

In other quasi-related news you didn't want to hear today, the Bagel Boss Guy may be an Eagles fan. Ugh.

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