Yes, it's a slow news day. So here's an absolutely out-of-left field story you probably didn't expect to read today.
It involves a former Philadelphia Eagles rookie and his mother complaining to Andy Reid about veterans on the team making him handle a $50,000 dinner tab at a local steakhouse.
The tall tale comes courtesy of former Eagle Jevon Kearse who says he personally only had to drop about $12,000 on his rookie dinner when he played for the Tennessee Titans.
Complete coverage of the Philadelphia Eagles and their NFL rivals from NBC Sports Philadelphia.
Defensive tackle Brodrick Bunkley, however, had to drop something in the $50K range when he was a rookie in 2006 with the Eagles, according to Kearse.
"[Bunkley's] mom chimed in and called the head coach and said, 'listen here, that's not right,'" Kearse told TMZ Sports.
Bunkley probably never saw a dime of it again though.
"All that money was digested."