The brilliant scientists over at The700Level Show Laboratories have developed a new drug that could potentially be the panacea that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Sam Bradford has been in search of his entire career.
Self esteem booster? Check. Bad-advice-from-an-agent avoidance? Check. Quell fear of North Dakotans? Check.
It doesn't do jack squat for knee injuries though.
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