This is a love triangle that even Phil Jackson could appreciate.
Or perhaps it's a quadrangle? A rhombus? Tough to say at this point. Lotta sides. Does anyone care? Who knows.
A quick refresher on how we got here...
Ben Simmons was dating pop star Tinashe a few months ago. She talked about him and their relationship fondly. She even said she wrote songs about him. At some point over the past few weeks their relationship cooled. Photos of Tinashe disappeared from Ben's Instagram account.
That's when things started to get a little weird. Tinashe was rumored to be hanging out with Ben's Rookie of the Year nemesis, Donovan Mitchell.
Not weird enough yet? Let's keep going.
TMZ reported on Tuesday that Kendall was spotted making out with a celebrity sibling: "Kendall was spotted smack-dab in the middle of a heavy makeout sesh early Tuesday morning with Anwar Hadid at a CFDA Awards after-party in NYC. You can tell it's him from the bleach blonde hair he was sporting at the event. Plus, Kendall took a photo of his tattooed hands herself."
Okay, not the best news for Ben, maybe? Maybe it's great news. But things still get stranger from there.
Simmons wasn't the first NBA star to be involved with Jenner. She has also dated Detroit Pistons star Blake Griffin.
What's Griffin up to now?
"Tinashe was at Apex Social Club at Palms Casino Resort hanging out with Jenner's ex Griffin," according to Page Six. "'Blake watched Tinashe perform,' said a spy. 'They were also at the same VIP table.'"
And now you are caught up on all of the drama. And can potentially understand this masterful tweet:
Tinashe after breaking up with Ben Simmons: Don't hit my line if you ain't 6'10, racially ambiguous, a #1 overall pick for a NBA team whose colors are red, white and blue and you won ROY in your 2nd year.
*the only other person on the planet who fits this criteria hits her up*
— Beyonce has an uncle named Larry Beyince. Bruh.... (@DragonflyJonez) June 5, 2018