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That's Mayor Jason Kelce to You, Philadelphia

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    That's Mayor Jason Kelce to you, Philadelphia

    Thank you for your service, Jim Kenney. We wish you the best of luck in all your future endeavors as you have officially been replaced.

    The honorable Mayor Kelce, your term has officially begun. Seriously.

    Ok, well, kinda. At least Wikipedia says so.

    After his epic, accurately profane Eagles victory parade diatribe, Kelce saw his name appear on the Mayor of Philadelphia's Wikipedia page over the last few days to reflect his new title as Mayor of Philadelphia (it's since been changed, but you can see it in the picture above).

    That's one thing. An actual nameplate in City Hall is another. And Kelce has a crudely drawn amateur art project one of those, too!

    Check this out:

    This all now has us imagining Kelce in a new, obnoxiously shiny and glittery Mummers outfit screaming until his blood vessels burst in City Council chambers about the soda tax.

    Good times.