"I love you all violently," Sheen told Wired 96.5's morning crew during another entertaining, live interview chock full of Sheenisms as Charlie answered questions about his current controversy and enlightened listeners about why he's hooking up and shacking up with The Goddesses.
"They boil my tigerblood like a microwave on meth," Sheen said. "I'm 0-for-3 in the marriage department, so I'm gonna try this for a bit."
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"It just feels like the worm is turning," he said, explaining that the other parties involved were beginning to understand his point of view and that something good will happen soon. "The hot spring in middle earth is ready to explode outward."
"I will call you until you won't take my call," he said.
"There's no one hotter. President Obama wouldn't be hotter."
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