The whole point of trick-or-treating is to get treats that you normally would not eat at home. So if you don’t want to be labeled as ”the house that hands out crappy candy” better lay-off these Halloween duds.
On Halloween you try to be everything EXCEPT healthy. So why would anyone think it's a good idea to hand out apples as a treat?
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There are those who like raisins and those who don’t -- but for Halloween? Get real, raisins aren't candy and to kids, they aren't a treat.
Mmmmh, those crunchy little treats. Sure, we like chips as a side, as a snack, but as a Halloween handout? Don't think so.
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“Hey buddy, look what I got from the neighbor’s house! It's, UGH, it's peanut butter crackers.” Don’t feed candy craving kids old fashioned snacks.
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Remember your last field trip? Yes, your kid was happy that you packed a bag of mini cookies for lunch. But do you want to end up as the house that has the lamest snack?
Only dumb-dumbs hand out Dum Dums on Halloween.
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Be smart, Smarties are one of the worst candies that a kid can get.
The tri-colored candy corn was created in 1880 and nobody's like them since then.
Tootsie Rolls were invented to be a cheap replacement for chocolate. So if you want to be the cheap house this Halloween, count on the non-melting brown candies.
Well, it looks like plastic. And yes, it tastes like plastic. So if you like plastic, pass it out to trick-or-treaters.