We triple dog dare you to don these Track Shorts ($250) by La Fée Verte. Spotted at the Second Street boutique, Third Street Habit, the itty-bitty bottoms are similar to your run-of-the-mill sports shorts except for one major detail: an all-leather construction.
Third Street Habit's shogirl, Liz, tells us that the thigh-grazing shorts are actually very comfortable (and breathable!), with a drawstring waist and a soft, polyester lining.
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