Mascis & Vile: Dinosaur Jr's Jay Mascis is having a curious resurgence as a fuzzy-retro hero amongst the younger long-haired set. Watch his current persona play with none other than Kurt Vile & his Violators at World Cafe Live. It's like a mini un-plugged Lollapalooza. $17-$27 8 p.m.
Polymorphously Perverse: Tonight, you can sign up for the first night of a five-week course on the man with the gold nueroses, Woody Allen. The Gersham Y will be offering a course that traverses over his vast catalog, while discussing career changers like Annie Hall and Match Point. $125 10 a.m.- 1 p.m.
Italian Happy Hour: Head on down to the Wishing Well tonight, deep in the heart of the Italian Market, for ridiculously good happy hour specials. Get $3 select local draughts, $3 Jameson shots, $4 well drinks, $5 "City Special" (bottle of PBC's Rowhouse Red & Tullamore Dew Shot) and $5 glasses of Merlot and Chardonnay. 5-7 p.m.
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