Happy Hour: The Old City hidden gem, Sugar Mom’s, has one of the best happy hour specials in the city. Lasting longer than your typical two hours, snack on specials for more than 11 hours. From 12 p.m. until 4 p.m., try Sugar Mom’s half-priced sandwiches. At 4 p.m., their 50-cent Polish pierogies are a must-have along with 16 oz. Pabst Blue Ribbon for $1.50. Purchase one of Sugar Mom’s terrifyingly awesome tees for only $13. More information can be found on their MySpace page. Sugar Mom’s, 225 Church Street, Philadelphia, Pa. 19106,12 p.m.
Fiesta Night: Celebrating Cinco de Mayo every Wednesday, head to South Philly Bar and Grill for Fiesta Night. Beginning at 4 p.m., try the $2 tacos, $3 margaritas, $3 tequila shots and $3 Corona Lights. Plus, from 5 until 7 p.m., if you’re a teacher, enjoy a buy one get one free appetizer special just for showing your proof of employment. As always, the grill offers 50-cent wings, $2.50 Bud drafts, $2.50 Yuengling drafts and $5 sangrias during happy hour. South Philly Bar and Grill, 1235 East Passayunk Avenue, Philadelphia, Pa. 19147, +21, 4 p.m.
John Heffron: Funny man, John Heffron will be at Helium tonight for only $10. The comedian is best known for his stand-up and has been seen on Comedy Central Presents, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and NBC’s Last Comic Standing. Heffron has been seen several times on late night queen, Chelsea Handler’s show as well. Be sure to buy Hefffron’s latest DVD, Middle Class Funny and see him on The 10! Show at 11 a.m. or at 8 p.m. at Helium. Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom Street, Philadelphia, Pa. 19103, $10, 8 p.m.