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"The Cutest Casino You Have Ever Seen"

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    Get ready, folks, for "the cutest casino you have ever seen."

    That's how the chairman of Wynn Resorts described plans for a South Philadelphia casino during a recent conference call with stock analysts, according to Philly.com.

    What will the "cutest" casino include? We originally thought about tying red balloons to the lever-arms of chain-smoking gamblers, but Stephen A. Wynn wouldn't go that far, only saying it would be a "straightforward" one-story casino with two or three levels of parking on either side, Philly.com reported.

    According to CasinoGamblingWeb.com, Wynn said the casino will not "look like a slots in a box," (no SNL jokes, please) and would include a slots gambling floor, a poker room, table games, an Asian restaurant, an Italian restaurant and a steak house.

    Unfortunately, there was no mention of unlimited cotton candy or puppies sitting adorably on top of every slots machine.

    Guess we'll just have to wait for those plans to be announced, perhaps after Wynn heads to Harrisburg Wednesday to tell the Gaming Control Board about his plans to win the city over with cuteness.