Jolly's Dueling Piano Bar throws an Anti-Valentine's Day Bash tonight (5 p.m.-2 a.m.), and since tomorrow just happens to be a federal holiday, we're guessing you'll have pleeeenty of time to cry into your booze tonight.
Slurp down the $5 drink specials with suitably bitter names: the BlackHeart, the Wingman and the Deal Breaker.
Speaking of crying into your booze -- hey, sometimes that sort of thing comes in handy. Jolly's will be giving out prizes for the "best" (i.e., worst) breakup stories.
Dig through the recesses of your once shattered, now steel-plated heart. We have faith you'll find something good.
