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Woman, 89, Accused of Stealing Kids' Football Octogenarian flagged for offensive holding, arrested for petty theft

By  HASANI GITTENS

Updated 4:53 PM EDT, Mon, Jan 26, 2009

Damn whippersnappers! Eighty-nine-year-old Edna Jester was arrested for "theft" when she wouldn't give back a football some kids threw onto her property.

 

Streetball (whether it be stick-, foot-, basket- or base-) has always gone by the rule that if the object being played with goes into the yard of a) a crotchety old person or b) a vicious dog, then the last person to touch it must risk their life to get it, or buy a new ball.

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89-year-old Edna Jester faces a charge of petty theft after confiscating a football that landed on her lawn.

But cops in Ohio are breaking tradition.

Now an 89-year-old Ohio woman faces a charge of petty theft because neighborhood kids were too cheap to buy a new ball and too scared to just get it back.

Edna Jester was placed under arrest last week and taken to the police station in Blue Ash, OH.

Police say there had been an ongoing dispute over the errant football and a child's parent called to report that Jester kept the ball after it landed in her yard again.

“I'm 89 years old and I want a little piece of mind,” Jester told NBC-WLWT in Cincinnati. “This is my life here in this chair, looking out that door, and all I see is playing the ball down and all over and all over. If it doesn't come in my yard, OK, but if it comes in my yard, I'm going to get it. No trespassing.”

Blue Ash Police Capt. James Schaffer told the station Monday that police warned Jester twice and finally arrested her after she refused to accept a citation.

"She chose to take a stand," Schaffer said, saying she told police to handcuff her, but they wouldn't do that.

Jester must appear in mayor's court next month.  The potential maximum penalty for a petty theft conviction in Ohio is six months in jail and a fine of up to $1,000.

“I'm not giving the ball up, no,” Jester said. “That's the only protection I have. They know if it comes in my yard I'll get it, and that keeps them off of me a little.”

The $15-football is being held for evidence.

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  • AJ Friday, Jun 26 at 8:33 AM FLAG COMMENT Hey, petty theft is still a theft! Those kids shouldnt have to pay to get a new one if that cranky old bat stole there's. So if someone comes into your yard and steals your gardening tools or something, the police shouldn't care? After all, they're just gardening tools. He/she's not a real criminal. I honestly think she does it because she has nothing better to do with her old life.
  • werewolf Friday, Feb 6 at 5:11 PM FLAG COMMENT Ditto to Shumans Horse's comment - Too cheap to buy it back? It's a $15 football, does money grow on trees for you? It's not as if the neighborhood kids were purposely antagonizing her, they were just keeping busy. But overall, I think this was handled in a way that showed immaturity on all sides. Edna Jesper was reinforcing the stereotype the children in our society learn from a young age; the elderly as mean, grumpy and av ... MORE >
  • unyqueperson Tuesday, Oct 28 at 2:15 PM FLAG COMMENT Put real criminals in jail!!! Not old "grannies!" They are making a big mistake sending her to jail. They should be arresting "REAL" criminals!!! I know all about prison-politics, and jail/prison is no place for this woman. And I hope the judge DROPs this case!
  • unyqueperson Tuesday, Oct 28 at 2:03 PM FLAG COMMENT "Whatever!" And my spouse works at a Maximum State Prison, where real criminals (murderers, gang members, etc.) are incarcerated. Where is the "justice" in this! This case is for the "KANGEROO" courts. All of this over a $15 "FOOTBALL!" Come on--DON'T WASTE THE TAX PAYERS MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • unbelievabke Friday, Oct 24 at 3:09 PM FLAG COMMENT r u kidding

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