Process Trusters, like little kids, love attention. Good, bad, indifferent -- it doesn't matter. Just give them some attention.
So they're absolutely going to love the fact that the folks at The Ringer made a video game featuring Sam Hinkie as the hero battling the evil Colangelos.
And you can drive around as Hinkie in a tank! You can also put Joel Embiid on your back (to protect his knees) and fight the mightly collar of the Colangelo.
It's a thing that exists and you'll probably enjoy it for five minutes of your day.
God bless the Internet and long live The Process.
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