There are times in all of our Internet lives when we come across a piece of content that we don't quite understand, that we didn't really know we needed, yet fills our black Philadelphia sports fan hearts with joy anyway.
Today is one of those days.
And that piece of content is this Game of Zones x Embiid mashup.
If you're unfamiliar, this is the latest in Bleacher Report's fun take on a Game of Thrones / NBA mashup.
There's the mountain of a man that is Joel Embiid laid up with a presumably bum knee. There's the Temple of Shirley potion to give him life. There's the maester Sam Hinkie shouting off his analytics spells. There's Hinkie talking about growing the seeds and reaping the harvest. There's a terrifying looking Dario. There is a raising of the cat.
Perhaps the best part is Jahlil Okafor attempting to hold the door.
What does it all mean? I don't know. But I trust it.