Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Pronger does not dress in women's clothing or even parade around in a kilt.
At least that's what we took from his reaction to a poster in a Windy City newspaper depicting him wearing a skirt.
In the full-page poster that was part of Tuesday's issue, the Chicago Tribune dubbed the burly Canadian "Chrissy" and Photoshopped a woman figure skater's legs below his waist.
It was accompanied with the line "Looks like Tarzan, skates like Jane."
"I don't read what you guys write, good or bad," he said.
As Clark pressed to find out if such a depiction gets him fired up on the ice, Pronger appeared angry.
"Next question, next question, next question," he said, his voice getting progressively louder.
He finally answered the question with: "I really couldn't care to be honest with ya, I'm worried about playing the game."
He was much more enthused by the whole thing: "I think it's awesome," he said at the time.
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