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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Gang Members Busted in Post Office, Bank Scam: DA

Gang Members Busted in Post Office, Bank Scam: DA

More than 30 suspected members of the Bloods gang allegedly tried to rip off post offices and banks across Rockland County, New York the old fashioned way -- by writing bogus checks and money orders.

Apple CEO Tim Cook: "I'm Proud to Be Gay"

Apple CEO Tim Cook: "I'm Proud to Be Gay"

Apple CEO Tim Cook spoke out publicly about his sexuality in an op-ed for Bloomberg Businessweek, saying, "I'm proud to be gay" and that he hoped to inspire others. "While I have never denied my sexuality,...

3 Home Invasions in 10 Days in New Jersey County

3 Home Invasions in 10 Days in New Jersey County

Police are investigating a third home invasion robbery in New Jersey county in less than ten days. The latest incident took place on Tuesday night in South Plainfield.

Amanda Bynes' Mom Granted Temporary Conservatorship

Amanda Bynes' Mom Granted Temporary Conservatorship

Amanda Bynes' mother Lynn Bynes has been granted a temporary conservatorship over her daughter.

Local Police Offer  Safe Spot for Craigslist Exchanges

Local Police Offer Safe Spot for Craigslist Exchanges

One local suburban Philadelphia police department is offering its own parking lot to people buying and selling goods through online marketplaces like Craigslist to help ensure the transactions are...

NJ Teen Accused of High School Weapon Threat

NJ Teen Accused of High School Weapon Threat

Police have arrested a 17-year-old New Jersey high school student after they say he threatened to bring a weapon to school.