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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Roof of Car Dealership Partly Collapses, 1 Hurt: FDNY

Roof of Car Dealership Partly Collapses, 1 Hurt: FDNY

Firefighters say a Staten Island building's concrete roof has partially collapsed, seriously injuring one person who was found in the debris. It happened around 8:15 a.m. Friday at a building on a service...

Student Goes Missing During Night Out in Manayunk

Student Goes Missing During Night Out in Manayunk

Family and friends of a Philadelphia area college student handed out fliers Black Friday after he never returned home for Thanksgiving after going out with some friends.

Cowboys' Fan Eats Words; Free Cheesesteaks at S. Philly Shop

Cowboys' Fan Eats Words; Free Cheesesteaks at S. Philly Shop

Still hungry after stuffing yourself on Thanksgiving while watching the Eagles crush the Dallas Cowboys? You can celebrate the big win with a free cheesesteak from the South Philly steak shop owned by a fan...

First Alert Weather: Chilly Black Friday Night

First Alert Weather: Chilly Black Friday Night

Meteorologist Sheena Parveen says we can expect a cold night with temperatures in the high 20s

Passenger Dies When Porsche Slams Into Tree

Passenger Dies When Porsche Slams Into Tree

A man died and another suffered serious injuries when the sports car they were in went off a South Jersey roadway and struck a tree on Thanksgiving Day.

Cyanide Killed Hospital Employee: Official

Cyanide Killed Hospital Employee: Official

A University of Pittsburgh Medical Center employee found dead at work earlier this month was killed by cyanide poisoning, but the medical examiner who made the determination Friday said it's too soon to...