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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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3 Shot on Delco Hospital Campus

3 Shot on Delco Hospital Campus

Mercy-Fitzgerald Hospital in Darby, Pa. has been placed under lockdown, Delaware County emergency officials say.

19 Family Members to Share $20M Lottery Win

19 Family Members to Share $20M Lottery Win

The winner of a $20 million New Jersey Lottery Pick-6 jackpot plans to keep it all in the family and share the winnings with 19 relatives.

Alligator Bites Man Fishing Golf Balls From Florida Lake

Alligator Bites Man Fishing Golf Balls From Florida Lake

A Pompano Beach man fishing golf balls out of a lake around the Bonaventure Country Club in Weston ended up with a lot more than he bargained for when an alligator bit him.

2 School Bus Drivers, 12 Others Arrested for Child Porn

2 School Bus Drivers, 12 Others Arrested for Child Porn

Fourteen men, including one accused of blackmailing a girl into stripping naked on camera, are facing child pornography charges. The defendants include two school bus drivers and a man who actively worked...

"Fifty Shades of Grey" Trailer Debuts

"Fifty Shades of Grey" Trailer Debuts

The wait is finally over. A "Fifty Shades of Grey" movie trailer deemed "too hot for morning TV" by NBC went live Thursday morning.

"Most Wanted" Vegas Cheat Nabbed at Pa. Casino

"Most Wanted" Vegas Cheat Nabbed at Pa. Casino

A notorious Las Vegas casino cheat, sought after by authorities since 1999, was nabbed over the weekend at a Lehigh Valley casino.