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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's first...

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Elderly Mom Fights Back Against Home Invaders

Elderly Mom Fights Back Against Home Invaders

A Philadelphia grocery store owner can be heard screaming for help after an armed masked man pushed her into her Northeast Philadelphia home late Wednesday night and her elderly mother wasn't going to allow here...

Main Line Backyard Masturbation Suspect Says It Excites Him: Police

Main Line Backyard Masturbation Suspect Says It Excites Him: Police

A woman on the Main Line called police after she saw her neighbor masturbating into a recycle can in his backyard while peering at her 5-year-old daughter playing with the family dog and the victim claimed this...

Caught on Cam: Thief Grabs Money, Drags Gas Station Clerk

Caught on Cam: Thief Grabs Money, Drags Gas Station Clerk

A driver asked for $10 worth of gas at a New Jersey station then drove off with $1,500, dragging the station attendant along the way.

60,000 Antelope Mysteriously Died in 4 Days

60,000 Antelope Mysteriously Died in 4 Days

When geocologist Steffan Zuther and his colleagues arrived in central Kazakhstant to monitor the calving of one heard of saigas, veterinarians in the area had already reported dead animals on the ground.

The List (and Map!): 40 'Pope' Jumbotrons

The List (and Map!): 40 'Pope' Jumbotrons

40 jumbotrons are part of the "block party" atmosphere on the Francis Festival grounds. Here's where you'll find them:

Trio Run $54M Green-Energy Ponzi Scheme: Feds

Trio Run $54M Green-Energy Ponzi Scheme: Feds

Three people -- including a Pennsylvania woman -- were charged Thursday with running a $54 million Ponzi scheme from a Main Line business built on promises of a green energy technology that would turn trash into...