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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Kidnapping Victim Faces Alleged Rapist

Kidnapping Victim Faces Alleged Rapist

A 7-year-old sex assault victim faces her alleged rapist and kidnapper, Christina Regusters, in criminal court.

Man Kills Wife at Hospital, Son Found Dead: Police

Man Kills Wife at Hospital, Son Found Dead: Police

The son of a man who allegedly shot and killed his wife and then turned the gun on himself was found dead at a South Jersey home, according to investigators.

Bound Man Crawls From River, 2 Others Die

Bound Man Crawls From River, 2 Others Die

A soaking wet man, bound and suffering from stab wounds, crawled from Philadelphia's Schuylkill River after he and two other men were abducted, attacked, robbed and dumped into the water, police said.

Sgt. Who Turned Over Stolen Guns Sues Dept.

Sgt. Who Turned Over Stolen Guns Sues Dept.

A Philadelphia Police sergeant who allegedly hid his identity while turning over a stolen gun has filed a brutality lawsuit against his fellow officers.

Omaha Officers Fatally Shot "Cops" Crew Member

Omaha Officers Fatally Shot "Cops" Crew Member

Police officers who opened fire while disrupting a robbery at a fast-food restaurant in Omaha killed a crew member with the TV show "Cops" as well as the suspect, who was armed with a pellet gun that...

New Designer Drug Found in Montgomery County

New Designer Drug Found in Montgomery County

A Montgomery County man is behind bars after an investigation revealed he was allegedly selling a designer drug. The substance can come in powder or liquid form and is considered "substantially more potent than...