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Wednesday, Nov 20, 2013 at 04:09 PM EST

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Bush Shows His Paintings on "Leno"

Since his departure from the White House, George W. Bush has made few public appearances, but decided to appear on "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Tuesday night. In a mostly tongue-in-cheek interview, Leno and...

Monday, Oct 14, 2013 at 11:32 AM EDT

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

SNL: Shutdown Fails "Gravity" Astronauts

As the government shutdown enters its third week, "Saturday Night Live" joked federal furloughs would have left the "Gravity" astronauts reliant on janitors in Houston to keep them alive.

Monday, Mar 31, 2014 at 04:47 AM EDT

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart Grills Kathleen Sebelius on Obamacare

Jon Stewart grilled Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius over the new health care law Monday. But first, he joked about the online health exchange's glitches and delays.

Sunday, Oct 6, 2013 at 10:27 AM EDT

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

SNL: Miley Causes the End of America

"Saturday Night Live's" opening sketch this week predicted a dark future for America.

Friday, Oct 4, 2013 at 11:02 AM EDT

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Colbert Saves Couple's Wedding After Shutdown

Mike Cassesso and MaiLien Le were supposed to get married this Saturday at the Jefferson Memorial, but the government shutdown put those plans in jeopardy.

Thursday, Oct 3, 2013 at 11:45 AM EDT

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Newt Gingrich on "Leno": Shutdown "Not a Crisis"

Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich appeared on the "The Tonight Show" with Jay Leno Wednesday and the topic of discussion was of course the government shutdown. Gingrich said the nation's...

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Persons of Interest in Gay Couple Attack Interviewed

Persons of Interest in Gay Couple Attack Interviewed

Authorities are interviewing several persons of interest in the brutal attack of a gay couple in Center City, a day after a reality television star shared a photo depicting the alleged assailants online, causing...

Arizona Running Back Arrested on Assault Charges

Arizona Running Back Arrested on Assault Charges

Arizona Cardinals running back Jonathan Dwyer was arrested Wednesday on aggravated assault charges in connection with two altercations at his home in July involving a woman and an 18-month-old child, the latest...

Assistant Coach Allegedly Connected to Gay Couple Attack

Assistant Coach Allegedly Connected to Gay Couple Attack

An assistant coach for a local high school basketball team was fired Wednesday for his alleged connection to the attack on a gay couple in Center City.

$1M Powerball Ticket Sold in Philly Set to Expire

$1M Powerball Ticket Sold in Philly Set to Expire

Almost one year ago, a lucky person bought the winning Powerball ticket at a Center City newsstand. But that person’s luck could soon run out if he or she doesn’t come forward and claim the prize…fast.

Thief Steals Instruments From Local Elementary School

Thief Steals Instruments From Local Elementary School

Police are searching for the thief or thieves who stole nearly $4000 in instruments from a Bucks County elementary school.

Police: Ambush Suspect Was Military Re-Enactor

Police: Ambush Suspect Was Military Re-Enactor

The suspect in last week's fatal ambush outside a rural Pennsylvania State Police barracks belonged to a "military simulation unit" whose members play the role of soldiers from eastern Europe, police...