Welcome to Watch List, where we identify five things on TV to watch while you stay at home and grate the tunafish. Nothing beats grated tuna sandwiches! LET’S GO!
STANLEY CUP FINALS, GAME 4 – 8:00PM (Versus) Two nights after the Boston Bruins absolutely crushed the Vancouver Canucks 8-1, the two teams head back to the ice again tonight as Boston attempts to tie the series at two games apiece. And you know what? You people out there who say they can’t find the game because it’s on Versus? I call BS. It’s not that hard to find a random cable channel. You have a digital guide on your cable box that lets you scroll easily through all the channels, and you can even do a little search for the game without bothering to even find the channel. So save me your tiresome excuses and watch some olde tyme hockey. ANTICIPATION: TROUBLE BRUIN!
CMT MUSIC AWARDS – 8:00PM (CMT) It’s been roughly three minutes since the last country music awards show, so let’s have another one! Will Rascal Flatts be there? Oh, you know they will be. Rascal Flatts would appear at an IHOP grand opening if you asked them to. Also in the hizzay are Sugarland, Keith Urban, Lady Antebellum, and all the usual suspects. And your host? Kid Rock. And let me tell you something, that man has a lot to answer for after giving the world “All Summer Long.” ANTICIPATION: TROUBLE BRUIN!
20/20 – 10:00PM (ABC) Correspondent Chris Connelly (I remember him from “The Big Picture”! Best MTV show ever!) takes a look at the popularity and profitability of reality television. Meanwhile, stay tuned next week for a special 8-hour, three-part episode of “The Bachelorette” where everyone travels to Monte Carlo! Only on ABC! ANTICIPATION: REALNESS!
MINUTE TO WIN IT – 8:00PM (NBC) Guy Fieri takes time out from stuffing French fries into egg rolls when he hosts two “Jackass” alums, Steve-O and Ryan Dunn, on the game show where you do stupid crap for a minute to win a prize. Let’s hope we don’t get a “fish hook to the cheek” challenge this go round. ANTICIPATION: KRAYZEE!
THE DAILY SHOW – 11:00PM (Comedy Central) Suspendered skeleton Larry King pops by to talk with Jon Stewart about random LArry King things. Like how come bialys aren’t more popular? And you gotta love that Nathan Lane! A comedian AND a gentleman. ANTICIPATION: KINGY!